#Pangya golf pap full#

For example, how do you access the map? There’s no mini-map to click on the screen to enlarge. However, not everything is available on the screen.

In itself it’s slightly cumbersome, but possibly a necessary evil since other factors such as club selection and positioning are involved. Sometimes the controller is a club other times it’s a mouse. The best part, however, is fighting the interface. Since the movement isn’t 1:1, correction is painfully difficult. It’s impossible to gauge what was done either consistently or inconsistently from any other shot. One would think that in order to hit the ball straight, the controller is swung down straight.

Touching back on the controls for a moment, no matter how the controller is tilted, the club is pulled back. Why can’t I make my own character? Why is there a golf genre smack in the middle of Mario Golf games and Tiger Woods losing all the strengths of either game and suffering every weakness? What if Mario Golf wasn’t fast paced, silly, and charming? What if Tiger Woods had no variety or choice? The answer, friends, is Super Swing Golf. In fact, it raises a number of unanswerable questions. So this game is primarily for single player, right? I couldn’t tell you. Right out of the box, the only way to tell the difference between two avatars is the '1P' and '2P' hovering over their heads. You have one whole character to choose from in the beginning, and the others are available through a tediously slow unlocking process. Is it made with the solo player in mind or as a multiplayer game? This question is due, in part, to one of Super Swing’s major problems. In fact, I’m going to digress for a moment here and ponder the existence of this game. Ah, but this is a golf game, who cares about all that? Apparently someone does, or anime golf games wouldn’t exist at all. He has no personality, lacks style (unless you change his hair color and clothes) and zero charisma. He’s a generic anime design that works as your primary avatar. Scout is the protagonist of Super Swing Golf’s main single-player mode. In fact, you’ll be playing as one for a good long while as Scout.

#Pangya golf pap full#

Hope you enjoy ciphers, this game is full of them. The game dilutes its own attempt at charm by being far too straightforward at golf. And the courses would be pretty amazing if Mario Golf’s fantastic environments weren’t so incredibly lush in comparison.

Right down to its insipid story, characters, dialogue, overwrought emotions (repeated ad nauseum due to lack of animation variety), and heartfelt belief that you will give a damn about Scout, not to mention the assortment of freaks he meets along the way. However, to its credit, the game actively believes it’s fun. Fun left town and was replaced with a user-hateful interface a control system that’s so far beyond wonky that there’s no more wonk to be found, only despair and hydrocephalic characters who are so super-deformed that bad little boys and girls everywhere who are punished with this game will suffer nightmares well into their adult life. Yes, there’s no fun to be found in the golf courses of Pangya. Welcome to Pangya, home of Super Swing Golf. Logic is thrown out the window and so is the fun. Japanese characters mesh seamlessly with an ancient Scottish sport using ridiculous items such as bombs for golf balls and baseball bats for clubs. It’s a mixture of real world physics and fantastic environments. Welcome to the most incomprehensible golf course in the world.